Friday vs Saturday

What a weekend of theatre.

Well actually it’s been a week: Kinky Boots the Musical on Tuesday at the Theatre Royal, which was great. I had not seen the show before. Obviously I’m a massive fan of the film, and it was fun to see the show.

C’est Magnifique at the Tusk Club at the Walrus on Friday. These guys are exceptional. I laugh til I cry, I cry at the torch songs, I cry at the beauty of the choreography. Sometimes it’s good to feel a lot.

Then, The Approach at New Venture Theatre on Saturday. Stunning piece of theatre, simply stunning!

So from dressing up in style and being tres sophisticated one night to being the woman on her own with a notepad the next: I love theatre so much I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Andy and I being Tres Magnifique

Oh! What A Lovely War

I’m delighted to have been cast in Identity Theatre’s latest production: Oh! What A Lovely War. It’s a strong cast and I feel honoured to be part of it. Multi rolling, singing in a full on musical – fantastic. And the choreography, however simple it might be to otherwise non clumsy people, I’m finding that the most challenging as usual! It looks gorgeous when we get it all right. I’m looking forward to “Sister Susie’s Sewing Shirts for Soldiers” which is enormous fun!

So watch this space and don’t forget to book your tickets for June!

Lighting Design

A quick squizzoo to the Barn Theatre in Southwick to work alongside Martin Oakley designing lights for Wick Theatre’s Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf. I also supported Publicity Lead Emily Dennett with some publicity things (as she was also playing the lead in the play!) including press: it was good to be back writing copy for the Herald again! Article here.

I love my desk

Loads of tech difficulties with the lighting which would have tried the patience of a saint – and with one thing and another, after Martin had set the lights everywhere they should be and he and I had checked them all, I ended up designing the lighting states on my own – which was SUPER, I do love that. My favourite was the end scene, with a grey dawn breaking through the window. Photo below courtesy Miles Davies.

And yet more theatre

As the end of March creeps towards us I’m looking at almost two months of theatre since my last update. And one of those was just for pleasure: a trip to London to see Inside Number 9: Stage Fright. So great to see those two on stage again: they are brilliant. And there always at least one twist that you just don’t see coming – I don’t care what anyone says, there is no way to anticipate some of the things they come up with. A great night out. Thanks to my mum for the Christmas present.

Among the many theatre critic visits are: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Peter James’ Picture You Dead, a play about menopause called Mid Life, and a totally sublime Macbeth from the unique This is my Theatre which was at my top spot for March for a couple of days until The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe completely blew me away. It was magical, phenomenal and breath-taking. I would have gone again every night that week if I could have. This was one of those moments where hubby Andy was very happy that I brought him along – he does not enjoy everything I take him to!

I’ve also been completely flattened by the illness. Not anything huge and serious but just enough to stop me in my tracks and stop me from doing all the things I want – and need – to do. It’s hugely frustrating and annoying. A bit like trying to climb a really long hill on a really rubbish old bicycle which doesn’t seem that steep, but after you’ve been doing it a few days, it makes you feel like crap and gasp for air. I still don’t have my voice back properly although I’ve gone from Barry White to Demi Moore (via a stereotype adolescent boy with his voice breaking) – all of which are an improvement – I think..? Blasted chest infection. I know it’s a chest infection and not just a cough, because of the rattle and crackle when I breathe in. I feel so exhausted all the time because of not getting to breathe deep enough. Hurry up and go already! I have a full week of stuff I need to do!!!

Approximately 56,000 Words…

I was curious, so I looked back at 2024, looking at all the theatre I’ve seen, and all the theatre I’ve reviewed. I saw 76 different productions, most of which I’ve reviewed, and using the average word count of reviews means I’ve written approximately 56,000 words. Which is almost the size of a novel.

I love that I’ve written theatre reviews the size of a novel, but I do wish I’d actually written a novel – as well as all the theatre reviews. So just a mere doubling. I don’t want much.

So far this year I’ve seen a good few productions already and most I’ve reviewed, but Andy and I went to see Elektra at Brighton Theatre Royal in January (no reviewers allowed) and came out asking each other what we’d just watched – it’s not a good sign when the audience have finished clapping and are getting up to leave before the actors leave the stage. The thing is, you have to be someone really rather exceptional to modernise a classic Greek tragedy. This however was as if a pile of creatives had an ideas meeting while drinking heavily, and decided to use every single idea they came up with. Let’s have a rolled up carpet on the stage! Let’s completely cover the actors with smoke while they are having a really interesting emotional discussion! Let’s put a blimp on stage that just hangs there for the whole show! Let’s give the lead a microphone and mixing pedal and tell her to emphasise the word “no” every time she says it, and also get her to spray paint the set while she’s talking!

How about, let’s not.

The thing is, when they announced Brie Larson as the lead I was intrigued to see what she would do with such an iconic role. When they announced Stockard Channing as well, I got straight on line to book tickets. The chance to see Stockard Channing and Brie Larson on stage? I don’t mind if they recite a shopping list. And to be honest they may as well have been reciting shopping lists. In fact I think I would have preferred it. I felt so sorry for all the actors – it wasn’t their fault. They must know they are in an absolute turkey. It’s unforgivable to cast such wonderful actors and then direct them so badly. But at least I got to see them on stage – and their stage presence is something else, even though they seemed dimmed being aware of what they were in.

Our smiles quickly faded

On the other hand I ran the lights and sound – basically DSM type role – at Brighton Little Theatre for this double bill, and I loved every second watching both shows. After the initial panic and baptism by fire. And various issues. But the shows was what was important – and they were incredible.

The humour in “The Voyage of the Carcass” was exactly my type of humour which doesn’t happen often, as sometimes I like situational, sometimes I like really stupid stuff and sometimes I like really really dark humour, and this was very dark indeed. I was chuckling away in the lighting box at my favourite line in each of the performances – it was never not funny. And I always, always like clever. Clever humour is one of my favourite things. And this had layer upon layer of depth in it that I think some people missed if they just saw the absurd. Which is a shame, because the play had so much to say about isolation, about how we each live in our imaginary little worlds regardless of who is around us (or not). I really truly loved it. An abstract story in a set that looked literal.

Bobby and Amy was a completely different type of play – more of a theatre goer’s type of play in that all the locations were stylised, leaving you to imagine and fill in the gaps. But what stood out about this play was the acting, it’s just two actors, but they play all the different roles in the play (and it’s designed that way). They fill the stage with the whole town of people, so even though a two hander, you could never call it a duologue. Everything was done by movement, by changing their physicality for the different characters which was beautifully done. A stunning achievement. A literal story told in an abstract way.

And then a couple of days ago I was back at the Theatre Royal to review Birdsong. Which I was really looking forward to. And for the first hour I was so disappointed. The second act is sublime – if you get a ticket, feel free to go for a coffee or a meal for the first hour, then watch the next two acts. They are really interesting. Although don’t sit too close to the stage if you are sensitive to cigarette smoke. There is a LOT of it.

My official review on Brighton Source here

On a personal note, there’s lots more going under the water line: like people describe swans with frantic paddling underneath the water while they glide on the surface – but I don’t feel much like a swan, I feel like some sort of cross bred duck whose feathers are all over the place. Things like being ill and taking ages to recover. Things like ongoing issues with dealing with health and council “professionals” over my daughter’s care, from one numpty to the next, from incompetence to slap-dashery, from mistakes to failing in a statutory duty of care and nobody being able to do a dam thing about it. All these things drain me more than attending 3 different rehearsals a week for 3 different productions would. Funny that.

Still, I’m performing on Sunday in The Wedding Party in Eastleigh, that will be enormous fun – if only I can fit into the dress, and at this point I’m seriously doubting it…

The Snow Queen and Mixie

I’ve seen so much great theatre recently. It makes my little heart happy. And most of the time I love crafting a review about it. I mean I want to wax lyrical about things I’ve seen, so why not do it in writing?

The Snow Queen produced by This Is My Theatre was one of those. Gorgeously magical and ethereal and yet grounded. They have a style all of their own which I absolutely love. It reminds me of reading Famous Five books when I was little: taking you to a place where your imagination can still play with what you are seeing. My Brighton Source review is here.

Then I’d actually bought a ticket to see a production at New Venture Theatre: NVT, not with the intention of reviewing, but just because I wanted to see it. But I was so taken with it that I spoke to the director afterwards and offered to review, which he was delighted with. So my intended night off didn’t pan out as planned, but writing about it was so worth it: it helped me process what I’d just seen, as I sat in the theatre after it finished and said out loud “someone needs to explain to me what I’ve just watched…” BUT, thinking about it, sleeping on it, I was fired up with ideas and concepts. It’s more abstract than things I usually go for as I love a good story more than anything, but having said that, this was exceptional. My Brighton Source review is here.

Both productions are still available to see – if you’re quick, so enjoy the read!

More Great Theatre

If you are a fan of musical theatre and want a great night out in Brighton, look no further than “C’est Magnifique” at The Tusk Club at The Walrus. Fun, sassy, sexy, surprising, super quality. Full review here

Identity Theatre produced “The Welkin” in October and that was stunning. Yes it featured many of my friends and colleagues but I do not write anything I don’t mean. Full review here.

“Savage in Limbo” was fierce at the Lantern Theatre, and making it into my top 10 favourite musicals: “Dear Evan Hansen” national tour at the Theatre Royal. So incredibly inspiring and moving, tears were shed, many many tears! The quality in the production is off the charts as well. I just loved it.

“Gwyneth Goes Skiing” made me howl with laughter – honestly like nothing else around. “Here You Come Again” – a feel good musical featuring a dream Dolly Parton, was gloriously uplifting.

And that’s just some of the amazing theatre out there. I’ve been so super busy it’s ridiculous. And off to another tonight. Life is there to be embraced!

Reviews reviews reviews

After watching and reviewing over 20 shows in the Brighton Fringe Festival, you’d think I’d want a little rest. Absolutely not. You can never have too much theatre.

Went to Worthing to see “A Different Song” as part of the Worthing Festival, with all three performers from Brighton. Really enjoyed it. Brighton Source review here.